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PostPosted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 1:51 am    Post subject: DTM -The Man The Legend Reply with quote

DTM: Gooood Morniiiig Vietnaaaaaaaaaam!!! What a beauuuutiful day on the new delta!!! Today is my last day in ChickenLand. The world was different then. Five years ago a crowd of people were looking for the O.R.. Today the world wide interest is very few. Not that they don’t like KFC but that they can buy it when they want it. Today’s KFC is much improved; maybe because of us? But with so few people willing to do the labor rather than mooch there is no reason to stay in ChickenLand. Most of you guys have been great. A few have been troublemakers and only one a troll. Nobody has worked harder and devoted more time than Ellsworth. He has stayed true to his principles, core beliefs and most of all his taste. It might take him another 10 years to leave ChickenLand. For me it's over. Or as Ells would say with his classic line 'I'm done.'
I’m not retiring but leaving for good. It’s time to see what’s over from ChickenLand. A new world I’m sure. I have my herbs and spices in hand. I’m up to the Chickenland gate now. It’s white, rusty and long but I can see over it. I’m waiting for it to open. I’m willing to stand here all day if that is what it takes. It just started to rain. The gate is opening slowly...creaking...

With my raincoat I can now see the ChickenLand gate opening...very slowly… creaking...it is wide enough for me to squeeze my body through but I'm going to wait until it is fully open.
It’s still raining but I can now see what is outside the Chickeland gate very clearly. The grass IS greener on the other side!!!
The gate is still moving…slowly but surely…
I know this will be it very soon…my last.
Once I walk out the gate it will close behind me. It will never open again for me. Like a one-way ticket. I have my herbs and spices under my arm.
It’s raining harder now. The gate is fully open…here I go…
One step at a time…one foot in front of the other as they say…
I’m now equal to the gate…
One more step and I will be past it…here…I…go…
I did it!!! I can hear the old white gate creaking behind me…!!!
I’m free!!!
Should I look back??? No, better not…
The gate has now closed behind me!!!
The rain has stopped!!!
The sun is out!!!
The birds are singing!!!
I can’t believe I did it!!!
It’s beautiful out here!!!
The air is fresh…no trolls running around…
It’s actually taking me by surprise!!! Why didn’t I do this sooner I ask myself!!!
Well Ells…I’m out my friend. I’m on the other side.
I did leave something behind for you…
It’s a package…

Inside you will find all you need…
...it has three things…
Our recipe in gold letters we made together…a clock...and a pair of shoes.
The clock will ring when it is time for you to leave ChickenLand and the shoes you can put on to walk out with style. No barefoot.
The only thing is…
You get to set the clock.
You get to set your destiny.
Thanks Mr. Ellsworth.
ChickenLand…is now…all…yours.
Farewell my friends!!! Goodbye my enemies. But most of all…I bid peace to you all. Life is better on the other side…of ChickenLand. Your humble correspondent…DTM…signing off.
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